I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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