Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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