Non-Jews are for practice
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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