I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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