mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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