There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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