Your favorite bartender is back from prision
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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