nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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