so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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