She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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