He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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