we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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