people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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