Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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