did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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