do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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