I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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