What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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