bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
