Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Say something about gay babies.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
