honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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