is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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