I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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