sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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