do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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