I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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