I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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