i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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