id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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