I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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