Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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