Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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