small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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