hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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