Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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