She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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