wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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