is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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