Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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