I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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