Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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