You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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