ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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