paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i would punch a child for taco bell
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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