then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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