apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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