I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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