Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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