If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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