I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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