O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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