i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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