I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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