Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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