Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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