I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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