so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
