you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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